A history teacher asks a student of history "How would you like, if you were born 500 years ago.
The student replies "That would be great. By that way I wouldn't had to study 500 years of history."
TEACHER: "How would you prove to me that the earth is round?"
STUDENT: "In my first practice test I wrote the world is triangular and so I got a zero in that test. In second test I wrote the world is a quadlaretaral, so I didn't get any credit. In the final test I wrote the world is round and so I got 100 in my test. By that way I'm 100% sure that world is round."
There was these two boys quarreling and arguing among each other. Suddenly they started to fight. Seeing them, a Third boy came rushing at the spot to stop their fight. Coming close to them, the third boy heard the first boy saying to the second boy:
First Boy : " One tight slap and I will take out your all 72 teeth".
The third boy was stunned and asked the First boy:
Third Boy : "Hey man! What the hell are you tacking about? Where in the world did you find a person with seventy two teeth?"
First Boy : Yeah, I know that, you were going to Interfare in our matter, that's why, I have included yours as well."
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