10. Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing and missing the first ball. Mark - “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were sh it then, you’re f (_)cking useless now”. Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me and when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl(_)t and now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb cuuntt”.
11. Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up, “Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it.”
12. Ravi shastri v/s the aussie 12th man, shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single…this guy gets the ball in and says “if you leave the crease i’ll break your f(_)cking head” Shastri: “if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the f(_)cking 12th man” |