1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
Never imagined i could/should 
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Better yet, kick him out before he has the chance to find the door on his own
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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
Wouldn't that be nice if the idiotic ones had their own planet?!
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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
err..what exactly does this mean again?!
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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
Been there...and yea to some extent they really dont 
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
To some extent hell yeah 
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
I like this one a lot 
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
and this one....
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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
Works best for the Aries man
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
I'd say obsession is blind 
and marriage is the real eye-opener. To everything
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
aaahahhahahahah...naw c'mon you're just being discriminating and plain ol' mean to all of them
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
hahahahahahahha that makes a whole lotta sense
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, [b]tell him cheque books.
Nah i'd rather tell him the truth. I aint greedy 
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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
It's not really fair for that rare guy..who actually have a great sense of a humour!
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
pretty hard to say...
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