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Old 08-05-2007, 08:34 AM
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Happy Friendship Day

Saturday (but for some odd reason, feels like Sunday!)
Aug. 04, 2007
8:24 PM

5 bocchor aager deen gulo prochondo miss korchi. Ei shomoy amra shobai Dhakae chhilam. Amar family, nani ebong choto mama. Boro khalar bashay katano oi chorom muhurto gulo. Endless fun. Nani ke niye onek shoitani korechi!! Cousins der shathe meele faizlami korechi family'r shob members gulare niyeo. (Oboshshoi secretly. Tobe choto mamar shathe onek close howa shotte uniyo jog dito)

Prai purota shomoy boro khala ebong bandhobir baritei katiyechhi. Abbu ammur theke puropuri lapatta ar ki. Barite tokhoni jetam jokhon abbu ammu gari pathay order dito. Protidin ghure beratam shohorer ekhane okhane. Ebong kauke kicchui na bole Comilla e chole gesilam!! Boro bhaiyar (khalato bhai) roome 3 khalato bon mile churi kore or cig tenechilam ekbar. Tante giye almost amar choto bhaiyer kache dhorao kheyechilam! God i'll never forget that one!!

Main Character: Amar mejho khalar meye hocche Shoma. Amar chaite prai...5/6 yrs er boro. Besh shoja shorol typer. Etoshoto bujhe na. Perfect character to make a bakhri out of. Ebong jeta ar keu na korleo, amader cousin (boro khalar meye) er husband kore. He bugs us all!

My partner in crime: Boro khalar choto meye hocche Onita. Amar chaite 7/8 yrs er boro. Amar motoi bitkele, mischivious. Tobe o baire onek shanto shishto, chup chap...but we know better. Am super close with both of them.

Location: Boro bhaiya (Oni'r bhai) room (our hideout).

Amra 3 jon oi roome jokhon bhaiya bashay thakto na dhumay adda martam. So ekdin adda martesi, Shoma mentions she never smoked in her life. Ami ar Oni ekjon arekjoner deeke takay ore bollam..."chapa marish nah". She's like "naaa bishash kor ami jibone cig tani nai " Bishash na korar kisu nai. O jibone ekta moshao mare nai. Amra to bhablam ei hoyse chance!! We refused to believe her (on purpose). Amra joto obishash kori shey toto bole she's speaking the truth!

So ektu pore we're like "achha thik ache, korbi?" She's like "kemne??" Oni bole "bhaiyar cig!!" Now bhaiya emnite onek bhalo keu jodi tar roomer kono kichu ulta palta kore rakhe, tar bhishon mejaj kharap hoy. Plus tar onek raag. Er upore we're talking about cigs...pura murder case! So plan korlam Shoma ke cig tana shikhabo. Amader moto instructors paile ar ki laage jibone!

So Oni bhaiya'r secret stash theke bair korlo cig. Shoma emon anari...oke cig kemne jalate hoy eta shikhaite lagse 10 mints!!! Koto gula match er kathi noshto koreche bhabte gele aajo hashi pae. So we're sharing one cig..ami ar Oni. Or turn ashlo...anari tanbe cig? Tailei hoyse...hashte hashte jaan shesh amader shobar. Beshi jore hashteo pari nah karon roomer baire dining room, jeikhane oi shomoy nani ebong dui khala chilo. Unader emnitei pochondo na amra 3 jon sharakhon gujguj kori bhaiyar roome..tar upore jodi shune etto hasha hashi...koutohol bere jabe.

So Shomar anaripona dekhe na pari shojjho korte na pari hashte. Cig tante giye kashte kashte shesh..ami dilam or mukhe chapa!! Kasha kashi shunle to nani douray ashbe...jiggesh korbe aaiii tora ki korish?? O kashe keno? Ki hoyse?? Eshob dekhe Oni shesh hashte hashte...Haire ki obostha!

After like..sooo many tries finally Shoma got a grip on that. So we're just addafying...hotath kheyal korlam floor e chhai pore shesh! Hai hai ekhon chhai kemne shorai?? Taratari foo too diye....Jaak, bhablam ekhon jhamela gese. Smell niye to arek shomossha...well janala to khule dilei or spray korlei to hoy.

Janalar opare baranda. Okhane jawar ekta matro way which is from boro apu (Oni bon)'r room. Apu ar bhaiya (her husband) wasn't home at that time. They have a son who, back then was 8 years old. Tar shathe thakto Shomar 12 yrs old, ebong shathe amar 10 yrs old er bhai duto. Era shob shomoy amader 3 joner moto mama-bhaigna-cousin gang banay ghure.

Hothat janalar porda nore uthlo...amra to puraa " Hai hai morsssiii!!! Porda nore ken??!" Hotath dekhi amar bhaiyer mukh janalr opare. "Tomra ki koro?? " Amra to ek laaf dilam! Thank God by then cig shesh...we were just sitting there talking. Kintu emon bhoi ta paisi...ami to....."Aaaaa tui ki korish ekhane???"

Or pash diye eibar oi duijoner face. "Amra to kheli..tomra ki koro?" Amra ki kori bolle to murder hoye jabo..matha kharap hoyse naki bolbo?! Oni dilo ulta dhomok..."Jaa ekhan theke amra ki kori jante hobe na nijer kaj kor!!" Birat mistake. Koutohol aro gelo bere. "Na naaa ki koro bolo bolo!! Ar tomra shob shomoy door bondho kore ki koro?? Door khulo!!!!"

Hai hai...door kon pagole khulbe ekhon?? Dhomok marlam...joto dhomok mari toto questions. "Ei roome tomra thako keno sharakhon? Ki koro? Door khulo na keno? Khulloooo khulllooo!!" Abdaar korte korte they came around and stood in front of the room. Amader to mejaj kharap hocche tar upore ektu bhoi o lagtese cuz choto khala hoyse birat boro daroga. Ctg'r bashay Shoma'r chhade jawa porjonto mana ar eikhane amra ore cig. tanachhi!!

Eto kotha shune to...amar khalara jiggesh korlo "ki hoyse?" Amra bhitor theke boka diye bolchi "dekho eder ke jaite bolo! Sharakhon amader pichone lege thake keno?? Ki shomossha??" Nani bole..."door khullei to hoy! Khulish na keno?" Kemne boli door khuli na ken?
Sheshe ami aste kore bollam.."guys ami door khultesi...tomra ei room clean koro...jaate kicchuu bujha na jae..taile kintu gesi!!"


Oidik ora room spray korche ar ami edik e door khullam. Khule shoja ek chor amar bhaiyer gaale. "Bod er haddi etto curiosity keno manush ki kore na kore?? Aay dekh ki kori " Shey bheu bheu shuru korlo...khala dilo amare boka. Keno marli?? Ami ar Oni ulta bhaab dhorlam Maane onek raag taag dekhalam pichki gular upore...complain o korlam how they're always bugging us and stuff and how the elders never say anything..the whole nine yards!

Tarpore polapan gula ulta jhari khailo amader ke birokto korar jonno Amra obossho pore kajer chele (e abar amader shob kukirti janto) take diye duita cig anay bhaiyar packet e emon bhabe rekhe disilam je bhaiya kisui bujhe nai

Shoma ke niye arekta kahini ache. I don't know how her picchi daughter will react if we tell her these things


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