To Impress A Girl

[»»«Trigger»««]

no Icy bro....you are wrong.....i guess eivave hoi na

[Icy]

Originally Posted by »»«Trigger»««

no Icy bro....you are wrong.....i guess eivave hoi na

Thn teach me plz.. Kivabe hoi!!

[mumu]

i think i agree with icy..frndship dia hoi ta thik na..kintu usually we like our frnds a lot......so i think a boy can impress a girl ..i mean frnd hoa bibhinno bhabe impress kora jai(i think sooo).......

[arnab]

now gls,tell me.how many of u got impressed by the boyz's opinion here?raise ur hand & i'll let y know is it really nesessary to make u (gls) impressed?

[shishir]

Originally Posted by arnab

now gls,tell me.how many of u got impressed by the boyz's opinion here?raise ur hand & i'll let y know is it really nesessary to make u (gls) impressed?

Very nice proposal!!! Dito!!!

[KoTh|n]

damnn...impress korar jonno akhon dekhi forum eo place khujtese polapan....

[voxv!rus]

Well boys...
No offence...but you don't need to impress grrlz...they are already impresed...by the way you take charges, run the family, rule the planet, rock in bed, the way you be a father, brother, husband and son to all these mothers, sisters, wives and daughters...
Yet...they are never gonna show (or show-off) their attitude...unless they have a low self esteem...note that?
Still...if you want them to impress...(lemme remind you again...though they seem to be a human..they ARE aliens from MARS...and you stronzo guys are another piece of alien from VENUS...)...here are some advices I can make...
1. Be a man you jerk...They want you to be a MAN...not a schoolboy who complains to her mama after being bullied by the classmates...All they want you to take charge, to take the right decisions in the critical moments...got that???...awwhh...now you don't have to be a macho man...but be a MAN...
2. Be confident...Improve you outfit (mind your wrinkles on your shirt moron!!!), move like a price (i.e. improve your posture...they don't want you to stand like the way Michael Jackson stands on the stage for heaven's sake!!!).
3. Be polite...Look dude..this applies to all the shitty shit in the life...shit in-shit out theory...If you ARE polite...there is no freaken way for her to be rude...unless she is a psycho, ***** or just broke-up with her ex....She will give the same back to you...
4. Be honest...you know...one lil lie can make a mountain of a moal-hill...confess that you had an ex-g/f with who you had something really very groovy and intimate!! If you don't like sugar in tea...tell directly...mannerfully...She will rather understand that you are not trying to impress her by "loosin-ma-weight" atitude...OK?
5. Shut the f**k up and listen...Yeah man...it is another kewl shit that works in every lil corner of life...Before you say a second word after your introduction...take at-least two minutes...Seeeeemaaaann...in these two minutes she will tell a lot about herself, about her pets, the icecream flavor she likes, the boy she used to date with and so on...After that you can easily guess what type of girl she is...likings+dislikings...you know...Then hate what she hates...if you instead...LIKE that...express it...rather go for a healthy, chatty debate...you can measure the depth of her gray matter...k?
6. Soh...in the first date...its not like you are going for a concert...soh??? Stop trying to think that you are gonna impress her with your favourite Metallica or Canibal Corpse Tee-shirt...Better if you can be a bittt....formal...got my idea?
7. RESPECT....yeah respect....YEAHHHH moron...respect...if you respect HER judgement (though you don't like the shit she talks...)...she will have no other choice but respect yours...later on you can tell her that you thought a lot about the thing she said...and..THI is YOUR point of view...again...go for a healthy debate...she'll surely love it...BUT in all cases...be an atentive listenner...
8. Look does matter...soh...check out if you missed a facial point to shave or...do you stink??? Take a good shower before you meet...and wear deodorant....
9. Impress her parents...in that case...be formal, respect them and their judgments, involve in a debate...and lose...as if you have learnt a great lesson in your life from them...and aknowledge.
wht else...
be the winner instead of whinner...
Stata Boun
.:UFI::.

[Pothik]

vizan
point no:8/9

8. Look does matter...soh...check out if you missed a facial point to shave or...do you stink??? Take a good shower before you meet...and wear deodorant....
9. Impress her parents...in that case...be formal, respect them and their judgments, involve in a debate...and lose...as if you have learnt a great lesson in your life from them...and aknowledge.

look does matter: onne couple deka jai...je kono ek pcs valluk ar ek pc konkal
tayle kemne hoilo

parents: parents ki r affair e agree hoi?

[voxv!rus]

Originally Posted by Pothik

vizan
point no:8/9
look does matter: onne couple deka jai...je kono ek pcs valluk ar ek pc konkal
tayle kemne hoilo....

well Pothik...I meant your outlook...not her...well...again...its a chemistry...right? Unless you are being a bit calcualtive while "SELECTING" ur g/f...you know...its no big deal how does her flat figure or ultra high power spec looks with your total silhouette...got me??? and...now a days...love is more like...making love...not making a good life-long relationship...soh...if you ned to make love...you need humps and lumps....but for a life-partner...you need a girl with a lion heart and patience...

Originally Posted by Pothik

parents: parents ki r affair e agree hoi?

....LOL...its your job moron...to make them say yes...that's why I used the word impress...all that matters is...your girl...if she is on YOUR side...you are done half a way...yeppeee

.:UFI::.

[krYpTik]

no matter what u try to impress a gurL.. itz all about da destiny..
the woman who is destined to come into ur lyFe has to come neways...
try harder.. more harder.. does it actually work? we guys end up hurting ourselves... so y dont we simply wait ahead and trust in destiny....

a piece of advice for those who are busy impressing sum chick out dere - get to know the gurL's weakpoint.. sort her out and see how she comes to you for more and more...

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