Single:Before And After

[~ZeroGravity~]

Okay this is for all the guys to relate to.

While Being Single :

1. You desperately want a gf
2. You are keeping your eyes open for hot girls
3. You are checking girls out
4. Sometimes you find it difficult to sleep with the pain of not having a gf
5. You are jealous of others with gfs
6. You think you are better,smarter than others with gfs
7. You try to compare your looks with others
8. You frequently visit places where there are lots of girls present
9. You desperately try to grab attention
10.If you have a crush, you try to follow her everywhere
11.You try to be funny in front of your crush
12.You are always trying to to get nearer to your crush
13.You desperately somehow want to create a conversation with her
14.You dream of being with the girl of dreams

After Hooking Up:

1.You need to have good money in your wallet
2.You need to have 2 cell phones ready, so that one could be given to her while
her one gets seized
3.You need to charge your cell phone credit almost everyday
4.You need to watch out for her parents
5.You need to get used to the habit that she will suddenly hung up the phone in your face when her parents are approaching
6.The number of incoming "missed calls" in your phone will increase
7.Somehow she is ALWAYS in your mind
8.You die when she is not available
9.You need to bribe your driver to give the two of you some privacy in the car
10.You feel very happy,excited and you try to give the world to her
11.You feel like you can sacrifice everything for her
12.You are constantly sending your girl love sms's
13.Sometimes you steal from your dad's wallet to get money
14.You feel you are blessed and are thankful to Allah

Okay...the above points are usually appicable for changra pangraz like us who are O/A Level canditates...but newez i m sure everyone can relate to such points in ur lyf...cmon they are indeed true...think of it!!!

[abinosshor]

hehe nice post, kintu boss ami single kintu uporer 2,3,14 no: chara baki aktau to amar loge mile na.

[anikaputush]

What about girls?

[.HellzPori.]

after Hooking Up ja lekso .. onekk sweeet hoise .
lol, but meyeder cheleder upor impression hoito kharap hoye jete pare after reading the Single part . i mean, checking out hot girls???? lollll. it feels like only looks matter to u guys which is very wrong .

[Tepantor]

hahahah
Moja pailam

[Asif Mahbub]

post ta josh hoise. r Anika api grls der ta tumi e start koro.

[DarKsaInt]

hahahaha .............joss hoice ..........nice share .........

[jigSAW]

Girls do following when they are in a process of getting into a relation

1. Flowers are wasted over "he loves me/ he loves me not" episode
2. Spying on the potential boys, whether they are having any affair or not (and pretend afterwards, that they never did it)
3. Goes through a poll inclusive of the one she feels to be a right candidate to be her Boy friend with other girls to get a Rating for him
4. Enquire about his ride, whether it's a Bicycle or Motorbike or Car
5. Starts maintaining a Counter and keep track of his taking a LOOK towards her
6. Biceps/ Triceps may get examined in the meantime (this one is not confirmed)
7. ............hmmmm! I am out of resources. maybe later

Source: Unreliable! But Proved to be true in many instances

[darkcrunk]

Except for this ..

14.You feel you are blessed and are thankful to Allah

nothing else seems to match my case :P

[PraNTiK]

darkcrunk er shathe ekmot