Cool thread...
a few years bak i got up from sleep and there was somtin on da floor... like a large piece of wood or somtin... so i stepped on it... n suddenly yawned... lost control of ma body n my arms went strait up in da air n got caught up wit da ceiling fan..

... then i tried 2 hide it... but it just wont stop bleedin

.. so after a few hours of experimentin wit spirits n all i finally showed it 2 my mom... then she was all furious n said dat these things need a looot of icing... then had som stiches... went 2 skool... ppl looked at me all funny dat im a master of Blades or somtin... few more crappy things happened... ill reveal it a lil l8er..