Latter from husband (who is abroad) to wife:
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. My dearest sweetheart please don't angry with me.
Your loving husband.
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses in details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses
Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some
other items....... ....
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I
hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart.