First night of the Marriage

[shakib]

*First night of the marriage*

* *

*SCENE: First night of the marriage. *****
*The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So Let us see what
would be her reaction...


GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:

**Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with
Respect to me
Or with respect to you. First define how you
Are going to
Kiss.You can kiss me by treating me in the
Same reference frame as
You are or treating me in a different inertial
Frame by producing
Waves of motion through your lips. How do you
Prefer?

The guy faints*

*GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS :

**Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you
Satisfy the
Following conditions :
Necessary conditions: You should be close to
Me by a distance
Delta where delta is greater than zerO and the
Limit for delta
Tends to zero and you satisfy the closure
Property.
Sufficient conditions: You should have lips.
Where the number
Of lips is neither more than two nor less than
Two. You can
Also kiss by defining your hand to be me if
And only if you satisfy
The above conditions.

The guy goes mad.*

*GIRL FROM Computer Science:

**You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume
that you know the
Algorithm for that very well. But you have to
Complete the
Process within 56.22 seconds or else
Connection will be timed
Out. To optimize the timing lets do parallel
Processing. As we have to
Discuss about our future and other things, let
Us do the process of
Discussion foreground and why can't you put
The process of Kissing
Background?

The guy applies for divorce .*

*GIRL from Electronics Engineering:

**So you would like to kiss me. The process of
Kissing is an age
Old communication process. The information
Content of the
Signal transmitted from one pair of lips to
The other is more if the
Probability of the event (of kissing) is less.
Hence take
Care. If you want a successful communication
Between us,
You should kiss me less often. If the
Information content is to be
Infinite, you should never kiss me at all!

The guy is found hanging from fan next day. *

[junkviper]

Jooooooooootiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllll obostha!
i apprehend I shudnt marry a girl wid science bcgnd!

[Hot choco grl]

heheheh.. girl keno kono chelo to aishob bolte pare.. tai amio kono science er background er polare biya korbo naaaa hehehehehhe

[BaNNa]

hahahaha
amito mortei chai

[Pirates]

Ai case hole ami kono Electronic Engineer mayk bia korbo na.

[NionAlo]

Akhono LAW er ta kao dilo nah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Havoc]

Ami commerce ba eco background er maiya biye korum.......atleast etto wierd to hobe na.....

[zamee]

ki r kora !!! emnetei oi din heavy dhokol jai !!! dui joney mila shanti te ghumalei bhalo!!!! hahahaah..........anyways ....a little bit of itish pitish may b positive .........

[habijabi]

*GIRL from Golpo:

**So you would post a funny joke in Oshanto Pothik's Collection of Jokes.
if the joke is funny, we will kiss merrily while laughing.
If the joke isnt funny, i will unleash severus against you ( )

The guy was buried the next day*


@ Oshanto POthik, lol, good one Bro

[Asif Mahbub]

Shakib vai josh......