Jokes Corner/ Collection

IbLIsH · #1 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 02:21 PM

1. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth!
2. He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO!!
3. Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
4. Rap: Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?!
5. Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

IbLIsH · #2 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 02:26 PM

8. Jenny watched her mother put cream on her face and asked,
"What's that cream for?"
The mother said, "It's facial cream to make me look gorgeous."
A few minutes later, the mother removed the cream. Jenny stared
and then said, "Didn't work, did it?"

IbLIsH · #3 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 02:29 PM

9. "I'm really worried," exclaimed Sam.
"Why?" Pete asked.
"Well, my wife read `A Tale of Two Cities' and we had twins.
Later she read `The Three Musketeers' and we had triplets. Now she's
reading `Birth of a Nation!"

IbLIsH · #4 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 02:30 PM

10. A man goes to heaven. Escorted by an angel, he walks around.
As they pass different areas, the angel points out the Catholics, The
Jews, the Seventh-Day Adventists, and many other groups. They reach a
high wall. The angel responds to the man's inquiring look, saying, "The
Protestants are on the other side. They think they're the only ones up
here!"

b3d_0f_raz0rs · #5 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 09:11 PM

Nice jokes Iblish bhai. Hashte hashte polti khaia abar kharaya gesi

CutE_CupiD · #6 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 09:23 PM

hehe....beshi joss....iblish bhai to heavy funny manush....

teen_diva · #7 (**permalink**) 02-26-2006, 10:26 PM

fatanooo hashir iblish bhai..ki r bolbo,iblisher pokkhei shombhob..ajrail keo haar manay...lol

IbLIsH · #8 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 04:16 PM

Thnz babe... any way pls not uze bhai.. don lookin gd.. here wberyone iz frnd... & i'm younger dan U all..guess

IbLIsH · #9 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 04:20 PM

11. A man, who was over one hundred years of age, kept giving in to his amorous urges. Attractive to women, young and old, he put a notch in his cane for each conquest. A month later he died. He made the mistake of leaning on his cane!

IbLIsH · #10 (**permalink**) 02-27-2006, 04:22 PM

14. The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a
large valise, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his valise
onto the rear observation car, and climb aboard, gasping for air.
Looking at him, another rider said, "Young man, you should be in better
shape. At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and
still be fresh. Look at you, panting away."
The young man took a deep breath and said, "Pop, I missed this
train at the last station."