Jokes By }|Serial_Killer|{

[}|Serial_Killer|{]

Everyday , I get a lot of real fun stuffs in my inbox. I guess all of you are not familiar with all the fun. So i decide to share those houmors,funs,jokes with you people. From Now on I will regularly post some jokes / fun stuff here. So, check this thread regularly.

[}|Serial_Killer|{]

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that
ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

[DyingSoul]

ooh..i thought kono jokes ase (ajkei..)
anywaz..i'll keep an eye on this thread..

EDIT: oops sorry..apni jokes post korara agei ami post kore disilam..
i lyk the 1st joke..

[}|Serial_Killer|{]

Another one.... last one for the day ....

Some Wacky Quotes





Put your hand on a hot stove 4 a minute & it
seems like an hr. Sit with a person u like 4 an
hr & it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein


The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment u get up in the morning & doesn't
stop until u get in 2 the office.
- Robert Frost


The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
dare 2 appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones


You must believe in luck. For how else can you explain
the success of those you don't like?
- Jean Cocturan


It matters not whether u win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg


Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.


Help a man when he is in trouble & he will
remember u when he is in trouble again.


Complex problems have simple, easy 2 understand
wrong answers.


It is not exactly cheating, I prefer 2 consider it
creative problem solving.


Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where 2 shop.


Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.


Most people r only alive because it's illegal 2
shoot them.


4give ur enemies but remember their names.


The number of people watching u is directly
proportional 2 the stupidity of ur action.


Don't worry that the world ends 2day, its already
2morrow in Australia!



how is this ?

[}|Serial_Killer|{]

Back After a Break .... Now look at this pic , How would Spider man look If he were an indian (hero I guess ) .....

[foxy]

pura mithun chokroborti lagtese.....

[}|Serial_Killer|{]

thnx foxy .....

more updates coming soon [after xam ]

but khub beshi lok thread ta dekhse bole moen hoitese na...

[kontra]

Originally Posted by }|Serial_Killer|{

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that
ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Oh man..Guy walks into a bar jokes!! Again? I think R.P Feynman was funny too..and I quote

"Dear Mrs. Chown, Ignore your son's attempts to teach you physics. Physics isn't the most important thing. Love is. Best wishes, Richard Feynman."

[kontra]

Originally Posted by }|Serial_Killer|{

Back After a Break .... Now look at this pic , How would Spider man look If he were an indian (hero I guess ) .....

O' the lure of animated GIFs...and how they used to deceive me once.

GIF's copyright expired this year...and its now free...still I prefer jpeg and png

[delilah]

speilberg r ta sob theke joss