laugh @ batcave

[batman]

batman is opening a side of his cave only

[batman]

Feaky jokes:

Two men, one American and an expatriate Bangladeshi (NRB) were sitting in a bar. The Bangladeshi man said to the American," You know my parents are forcing me to marry to this girl of their choice whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't know...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he's my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!

[.HellzPori.]

~ ishhhh .. pejgiiii .. LOL .. ahahaha .. i never really knew so much complications were actually possible ..

[habijabi]

only person laughing at the batcave should be joker

[Havoc]

Haha nice 1 batman......

[batman]

more is comin

[Chocolate]

hahahahha...lmao!!!beshii joss joke ta

[UnD!$PuTeD]

looolllzzzz ... nyc 1 ...

[Bristir Chhonde]

[batman]

another one: Husband selling store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads Floor 4 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.