laugh @ batcave - Page 2

habijabi · #11 (**permalink**) 08-30-2007, 12:49 AM

^^ ei joke ta onek purano

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batman · #12 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 11:24 AM

cricket quiz-

Try to answer ......... based on minimum no of clues...!

Clue no: 1 - In a Historic match between India and England, he
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Clue no: 2 - He was the Opening bowler in that match....

Clue no: 3 - He was also the Opening batsman in that match....

Clue no: 4 - He is the one who bowled the last ball of his
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Clue no: 5 - He was the one who faced the last ball of the
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Still u didn't get it...... oops.....

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Clue no: 6 - He took the last wicket of the innings.....

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Clue no: 7 - He was the man of match in that particular match....

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Okay at least after this easy one

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Clue no: 8 - He won the match for his team by hitting a six in the
last
ball........ Who is HE???

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Not found yet????

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Okay here is the answer

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.........It is..........

Aamir Khan in Lagaan

batman · #13 (**permalink**) 10-04-2007, 11:32 AM

It takes guts to be a Bengali!!

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Debdas Banerjee an Indian (Bengali) guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people left the room. Debdas said to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stayed.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who did not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stayed in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who did not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people left the room. Debdas said to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stayed and found himself with one other candidate. Everyone else had gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Debdas turned to the other candidate and said - 'Ki cholchhe dada. Kemon achho.'
The other candidate answered - 'bhalo achhi bhai.'