Marriage Quotes

deathstrike · #1 (**permalink**) 04-11-2006, 10:22 PM

A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes. - Anonymous

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.- Andre Maurois

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. - Joseph Barth

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.- Andre Maurois, French writer

Marriage is a mistake every man should make. - George Jessel

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. - FTD customer

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.- Mae West, film actress

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.- Lord Byron

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. - Anonymous

Marriage isn't a word...it's a sentence. - Anonymous

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.- Cynthina Nelms

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him. - Cher

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

I've been married three times - and each time I married the right person. - Margaret Mead

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.- Anne Bradstreet, To My Dear and Loving Husband

True love means two seeds grow separately until they join in Matrimony forever. - Alex, FTD customer