Men And Women Differences

IbLIsH · #1 (**permalink**) 04-01-2006, 02:38 PM

Differences..

1. NAMES:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw ina $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants,
empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,
secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. FINAL THOUGHT:
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Ayman-Subah · #2 (**permalink**) 04-14-2006, 07:58 PM

ok dis is degrading women........so no comment..........
Nah its cool..........kintu kew comment korlona kanno??..........

Iblish bhai abt da number of items in toilets........Did u noe dat men spend more time in front of da mirror dan women!!!!!!!!!!!!.....so ha!!!!!!!!!!!.....
*Subah stickin tongue out

IbLIsH · #3 (**permalink**) 04-15-2006, 01:23 PM

nop sis eikothata thik nah... coz amar 5 min o lage nah..
oboshho amar to cheharai nai... tarpor o meyeder i beshi time lage...

jhora`pata · #4 (**permalink**) 04-15-2006, 11:58 PM

.... i m agreed with No. 1 , 6 and 12.....
... others r nt correct fr all women of this world...

Twink · #5 (**permalink**) 04-16-2006, 12:03 PM

far out talk abt a misogynist....if you 'men' can find SOO many things wrong with women why do u do after thm so much?

n i second subah...statistic shows guys spend more time in front of the mirror...girls only do tht whn they need 2 impress sumone...whereas guys think they must look good even if its jus a normal day @ skool

pagla_hawa · #6 (**permalink**) 04-17-2006, 03:18 PM

although some of them were funny and i agree with other so not. like number 11. i agree most women get up in the morning looking like a train wreck but MEN get up in the morning looking like a plane wreck.

so not funny but you see what i am trying to say?

both men and women have theur faults but we all know that women are much better and we were created the more intelligent half and that no matter what happens WE ROCK!!! lol...uh oh...high on oxygen again