My tok jahl mishti J

[tok_jhal_mishti]

#God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from
sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much.
Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.

#God created the dog

and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his
best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
you will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.

" God granted his wish.


#God created the monkey


and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to
branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "

The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."

God granted his wish.

#Finally God created man ...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.

You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."


Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish

# And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,


marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house

and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his
grandchildren.


That's Life.


Is'nt it ??????????

[DarKsaInt]

r e josssssssss life ............oneek josh hoice .ager onnoder jokez gulo boring chilo .thnkz for sharing .moja pelam ...............

[batman]

josh

[SLOW POISON]

Joss Jokes

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[Chocolate]

Lolzz..hehhe..that does sound kinda true

[smiley_fanatic]

jotilz

[tok_jhal_mishti]

Once there was a research goin on about how long a person can be apart from the society..............scientists choose 3 person for the exp for 3 years difference. they are told to ask one item............

1st one: Get me books
2nd one : Get me one ladies
3rd one: get me smokes

then they were seperated
after 3 years the door were opened............

1st person came out with big dari and choshma...........chegarata pondit pondit..........kamon jani ushko khushko

2nd person came out with 3 babies

3rd oerson
he stormed out of that door when it was opened. And said to one scientist after bittin up.........."Shala.....!! cigerate diso match ta kada dibo !! tor nana shoshur!!!"

[depression_within]

Hehe moja peyechi!!

[nikikapur]

love it..it;s realistic..