Some Jokes

[nikikapur]

#1 A guy walking with a hurricane at night time
A gal asked him where r u going?
he answred he is going to suicide
she again asked why u walking with hurricane then ...
he answred " If snakes bite me".. ...

#2 More Brain Cells Than A Cow

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

#3 Driver's Test

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?

A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

#4 Only Half Way to Norway

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and
come home?

A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a
television.