Ultimate truth

[habijabi]

Ultimate truth

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

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Especially for engg. Students----

If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

[exiled]

habijabi's 13th commandment.

josss man

[alana]

hehe nice one..morphi's lawz er moto

[Elektra]

hehe. lol. onek gulo shotti shotti hoy

[MERMAID]

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