Gushti Kilai

[PAbNa-mODeL]

dhuttor gushti kilai ami to halar ei forum er aga matha ehono kisu bujhlam na gushti private msg porte pari na kela? shalar tech supp gese koi shob gushti kilai !! matha ta aulay jaitase. shalar ekta game paisilam kontar bhitore khoda malum last okkhor er loge milay khelte hoy oita koi gese halar purai gittu !!

[PAbNa-mODeL]

oh bhalo kotha ami satar ektu sumit bhai er loge kotha koitam chai magar ei beda re ami paiteisina gese koi jete pan hete amare ektu koien to kokhon ashe kokhon jay r mia ushta apne nije jodi online maren amare ekta pvt msg diyen but pvt msg deyar age koia niben kemne oita dekhte hoy ami halar pvt msg dekhte gelei koy gushti there is an error are halay ami shoyong error r amare bole error dey kotto boro ushta shahosh halar !!

[Nneel]

lolz...forum home ashar pore..dekba unread prive msg..uporer bam pase ekta link dekai...okane klik korle pore pm porte parba...
ar kaure pm dite hoile..tar nick r upore klik korle pore send private msg option paiba....
page open hoile..pore...ja lekar like submit msg ...
okay now..pm send ..

[b3d_0f_raz0rs]

Originally Posted by Nneel

lolz...forum home ashar pore..dekba unread prive msg..uporer bam pase ekta link dekai...okane klik korle pore pm porte parba...
ar kaure pm dite hoile..tar nick r upore klik korle pore send private msg option paiba....
page open hoile..pore...ja lekar like submit msg ...
okay now..pm send ..

Amio to age ai kahini jantam na matro shikhlam. Age UserCP te giya send msg e giya name diya msg ditam. Thanks Nneel boss akhon shortcut paisi

[Icy]

Originally Posted by b3d_0f_raz0rs

Amio to age ai kahini jantam na matro shikhlam. Age UserCP te giya send msg e giya name diya msg ditam. Thanks Nneel boss akhon shortcut paisi

R ekta mojar jinish ache jano? Rank image or Avatar er niche dekho either amar or Nneel er.. tomar PC er info deya jabe .. U can add tht info frm User CP>Edit options..
Or just click here
...

[b3d_0f_raz0rs]

Originally Posted by Icy

R ekta mojar jinish ache jano? Rank image or Avatar er niche dekho either amar or Nneel er.. tomar PC er info deya jabe .. U can add tht info frm User CP>Edit options..
Or just click here
...

Ami oita agei dekhsi vai but ami amar pc'r bepare shob janle agei diya ditam. Achcha jokhon koilen tokhon dekhi ki ki dite pari diya dimu ne.

[^TwEeTy^]

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been
promoted as branch manager."
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
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Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself - I am Sardar Banta
Singh. Meet my wife Sardarnee Preeti Singh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my
kidney....
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did
u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in
his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d car he was driving..
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women
gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!.
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the
morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
.He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
---To avoid side effect!!!
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Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
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Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke ..... Sardar :yeh kya, sita
pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab fir gita pe haath.
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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says "please recharge your card"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them
rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two
coats"
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258

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Q How do u recognize a sardar in school or college??? A They are the
ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard...
BOLO tarara!!
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Q Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He
checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears
using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

[jhora`pata]

... i think .. ^TwEeTy^ er post ta Gossip er laugh lounge e pathai deya dorkar.... do it pls.....

[Icy]

Originally Posted by jhora`pata

... i think .. ^TwEeTy^ er post ta Gossip er laugh lounge e pathai deya dorkar.... do it pls.....

I can move tht post.. But Gossip er konkhane move korbo? It should b with a new thread.. But ^TwEeTy^ new thread open na korle to hobena .. So plz do tht ^TwEeTy^ do it ASAP.. Then I can del this post.. & plz.. Catagory dekhe post korben.. Thus users can find ur post easily..

[^TwEeTy^]

Originally Posted by jhora`pata

... i think .. ^TwEeTy^ er post ta Gossip er laugh lounge e pathai deya dorkar.... do it pls.....

opsssssss did i do sumthing wrong ? ..if i did.then im sorry sis !