Things Only A Mom Can Teach

[Bristir Chhonde]

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE:
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."

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"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX:
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:
"You're just like your father."

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."

My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because
I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!! !"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

[Gemini]

Amar amma amare shikhaise "Ko koite kola bujhle" life e koto dhoroner ajaira problem create hoyte pare. Actually she is often the living example I love my mom, man.

[Bristir Chhonde]

Originally Posted by Gemini

Amar amma amare shikhaise "Ko koite kola bujhle" life e koto dhoroner ajaira problem create hoyte pare. Actually she is often the living example I love my mom, man.

ma ra koto kichu shikai...amr onek boro list hobe....

[delilah]

Originally Posted by Bristir Chhonde

ma ra koto kichu shikai...amr onek boro list hobe....

agreed....

[Bristir Chhonde]

ammu bole.....

pache loke ki bole ta mene cholte hobe....LOL ja ami care o korina...hahahahaha

[Tepantor]

Amar amma sharakkhon e amake eita bujhaite besto
Eto uronchondi r udashin houa thik na,shoshur bari jeye shomossha hobe .

[Bristir Chhonde]

Originally Posted by Tepantor

Amar amma sharakkhon e amake eita bujhaite besto
Eto uronchondi r udashin houa thik na,shoshur bari jeye shomossha hobe .

amake bole ekhon theke ranna bannana shikle sosur bari jeye jhamelai porbi. mone hoi jeno sosur bari amar dashigirir sthan. jottoshob

[Mr.BaD BoY]

amar mother amak bole keu kisu bolle OR maar dile Chup kore chole ashbi; khoborder kisu bolbi nah OR maramari korbi nah...
ufff.... ami alwayz ultata kori...