15 Pieces Of Advice For Woman

[IbLIsH]

Hiya, Here r 15 Advice Fo Women... Read it Carefully.... Man also aloow fo read it...


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.


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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .


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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!


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[Nneel]

i gez sadly all woman are equal..only faces r diff......

[Pakhi...]

[shiny]

iblish : are you a woman?
or have you been dumped by a man recently ?

It seems like ur dissing urself or somthing with these posts

[anikaputush]

^ hahahaha

btw eta science nd education er keno?
laugh lounge e thakleo ekta kotha chilo!

[habijabi]

Originally Posted by anikaputush

^ hahahaha

btw eta science nd education er keno?
laugh lounge e thakleo ekta kotha chilo!

Laugh lounge e thakle severus chechamechi kortesilo mone hoy tokhon . tai notun moroke ........

[reha]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[sporsher bahire]

iblish:ur list is sooo true!!!u r awesome.koto shomoy lagse likte?

[Gemini]

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
Never imagined i could/should
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Better yet, kick him out before he has the chance to find the door on his own
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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
Wouldn't that be nice if the idiotic ones had their own planet?!
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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
err..what exactly does this mean again?!
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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
Been there...and yea to some extent they really dont
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
To some extent hell yeah
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
I like this one a lot
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
and this one....
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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
Works best for the Aries man
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
I'd say obsession is blind and marriage is the real eye-opener. To everything
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
aaahahhahahahah...naw c'mon you're just being discriminating and plain ol' mean to all of them
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
hahahahahahahha that makes a whole lotta sense
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, [b]tell him cheque books.
Nah i'd rather tell him the truth. I aint greedy
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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
It's not really fair for that rare guy..who actually have a great sense of a humour!
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
pretty hard to say...
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[batman]

josh one @ iblish

nice reply @gemeni