T.S.C of Golpo

[Neero]

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Moja Paisi

[alana]

wow amar studnet ta to tahole onk bhalo
ami or sathe onk besi matbori kori ..like o gorom kale mota akta full pant pore chilo ..ami or dike chokh boro boro kore bolsi "ai beyadob ai goromer modhe aita tumi ki pore aso' o tokohn sathe sathe amar samnei tar pant khule fello..ami purai taski but o oi mota pant er niche arekta lal three quarter pore chilo...
abar akdin ami bolsi kan tene chire felbo..tokhon o kan ta khub normally agay dise..ami abr kan ghuray disi tarpore o normally abar pora start korse...
but ami or upor onk happy ..karon or final er result onk bhalo hoise..88.81%.. or result er age j amar ki tension chilo....ami mone korsilam o maths e fail korbe but kemon kore jeno A peye gese

[BaNNa]

vaggish 3-quarter pant silo !
ami oboshsho ekhn poraina ektaw..
ager student silo feltush marka
konodin porashuna kore ashtona
sharakkhon tv-movie er golpo
kothai ghurte jabe..kiki marketing korbe
eigulai cholto or sharakhon !!!

[AngeL_EyeZ]

Ami 2 yrs age ekta pakistani bachcha ke poratam...onek dushtu chilo ar amar toh matha ettu tei gorom hoye jae...dushtami korlei jhari ditam but ammu amake shamlae rakhto...lol...ei chele ta bhalo student chilo na ekdom...ami ar ammu mile eita re thik korsi 1yr er moddhe...thn jokhon BD te gelam tokhon amar khalato bon ke porano shuru korsilam...tar shob golpo shudhu amar personal stuff niye...ar kivabe kon fashion korbe, tv te kon hindi serial kokhon, eishob er pechal parto prothome...then jhari diye diye thik korsi !!

[angelmorn]

= Amar O level Chemistry Teacher at school, upon seeing that i've managed to keep up 57 out of 100 for three consecutive exams tells me : " Suicide Kine kheyeeee nao ! Beshi na...ek taka hobe! Droppp it!"

ami unar dike constipated ekta look niye takai chilam. Thik bujhchilam na hasbo na kadbo. 'Suicide kothai kinte pawa jai' jigesh korte khubbi iccha korchilo but shahosh korlam na

[BaNNa]

Originally Posted by angelmorn

... 'Suicide kothai kinte pawa jai' jigesh korte khubbi iccha korchilo but shahosh korlam na

pore ki dokane khoj niye sila?

[shmegel]

hahahaha, these stories ar soo funny
I taught this year 6 girl maths once for two hours. i was supposed to be revising fractions/decimals/percentages with her. there was this question: what percentage of 1kg is 37g. i told her "ok, you have to put 37 over a kilogram, which is 1000g, and then multiply it by 100, right?" she nodded
then i asked her "so, what do we multiply 37/1000 with again?" and she said
"25?..." i couldnt believe it...had to force myself to not laugh.

[angelmorn]

Originally Posted by BaNNa

pore ki dokane khoj niye sila?

ahem na. morar shokh nai

amader ekta * nireeho * sir chilo Taufique sir. Choto manush. Physics poraito.Charlie chaplin mustache , bald headed wore glasses tht were not actually sunglasses but somehow looked like one. Unake beshir bhaag shomoi pathano hoito substitute classes nite.
Toh ekdin school'e ami amar boro bon' ar or frend shathe lab'e boshe golpo korchilam. pasher lab'e shob bhaiyara football khelchilo [ kemne dnt ask ] . So ashlo taufique sir. jehutu taufique sir kicchu bolbe na ami uikhane bosha marlam ar bhaan korlam ami class 12'e pori. [ i was in class 5 then ]. So amar bon went to close the door to block out the noise being made by the boys. Hotat kore sir chillai uthlo " NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....DORJA BONDHO KOROOOO NAAAAAAAA!!...NAAAAAAAAAAA! " amra bhitre jaara chilam tara toh shob stunned. pasher room theke bhaiyara eshe " Ei tomra Sir' ke kiiiiiii korchoooooo!!!". Sir hotat kichu na bole uthe chole gelo. and then we were like...okie.beparta holo ta ki ?

[depression_within]

ami total 3ta student poriyechi...amar first student holo class 2 er...amar ek niece...SHOITAN ekta pichhi...serious shoitan!!...2 er pichki holeo or exam er 1 week age amake dhoray deya hoyeche...tao jokhon amar nijer 3 month pore SSC...shey ek bhoyaboho picchi...English medium to tai bangla onar kache purai beshi JOSS ekta subject chilo:P...amar mone ase or bangla porikkhar ager din...ektu por por dour lagachhe...ami ekdom last a jokhon dekhi kichui mathay dhuke nai onar onake amar dui payer moddhe atkay rekhe poraisilam...

shoitan tar jokhon exam copy bashay dilo...fill in the blanks er koyekta dekhi kichui likhe asheni...sheta porikkha shesh howar may be 2 week porer kotha...ami tokhon oke jigesh korlam je ei blanks a ki hobe?ki shundor amake answer bole dilo!...jigesh korlam keno likhoni?...onar ichha korchilo na naki likhte!!!...nobab!!!!

baki 2 joner kotha ar teacher er kotha pore bolbo

[alana]

Originally Posted by depression_within

ami total 3ta student poriyechi...amar first student holo class 2 er...amar ek niece...SHOITAN ekta pichhi...serious shoitan!!...2 er pichki holeo or exam er 1 week age amake dhoray deya hoyeche...tao jokhon amar nijer 3 month pore SSC...shey ek bhoyaboho picchi...English medium to tai bangla onar kache purai beshi JOSS ekta subject chilo:P...amar mone ase or bangla porikkhar ager din...ektu por por dour lagachhe...ami ekdom last a jokhon dekhi kichui mathay dhuke nai onar onake amar dui payer moddhe atkay rekhe poraisilam...

shoitan tar jokhon exam copy bashay dilo...fill in the blanks er koyekta dekhi kichui likhe asheni...sheta porikkha shesh howar may be 2 week porer kotha...ami tokhon oke jigesh korlam je ei blanks a ki hobe?ki shundor amake answer bole dilo!...jigesh korlam keno likhoni?...onar ichha korchilo na naki likhte!!!...nobab!!!!

baki 2 joner kotha ar teacher er kotha pore bolbo

ahahaha ki cute
payer modhe chepe dhore poranor idea ta onk cute ..bacha der niye aitai somossha..tader icha kore na tai tara likhe na nd tader mood er upor depend kore teacher k cholte hoy..how sweet