Your amazing comebacks

[Gemini]

Okay have you ever had someone tell you something so stupid, ridiculous or even insulting that made you go "WHAT THE HELL??! " and made your blood boil?? At first you couldn't even figure out how to respond for 2 seconds but then you paid them back with an AMAZING comeback which shut them up for good? C'mon. We've all been there! So what was it?

I had someone trying to shove some "Jomjomer pani" down my throat (now, I have immense respect for my religion but I will NOT drink the water just because you are telling me to drink it. I'll have it on my own terms and I guess that's the main point). So I said "No I don't want it". So the person becomes all holier than thou and goes "Ta keno?? Jesus Christer kichu hoyle thiki khete!!" My reply was "Well eta bhule jaiyo na je uniyo amader ekjon Nobi! " Not even a peep after that

[Tepantor]

lolz Gemini
nice thread

Koidin age.amar class e kichhu fazil polapain ase..........
SO ora hothai korei amake dekhe boltesilo "Tore kintu amader pochhondo hoina,mota manush amra pochhondo korina,so tore amra keu biye korte parbona"
Ei kotha bole khek khek kore hashtesilo.......
Nd amar mejaj tokhon
Ami reply korlam "Amar basha theke ki toder kachhe proposal pathano hoise ,eto chintai porsish ken"

Then polagula .ekkebare off.........

[alana]

very recent incident
voter id'r jonne pic tulte gesi.since i live in a colony ,amader colony;r sobar e aki time n date porse chobi tular.so we went.chobi tular age ora thumbnail er akta chap ney.thumbnail ta k akta box er mot jinishe press korte hoy ..tokhon oi pic ta trace hoy leser diye n pc te dekha jay.to amar just age amader colony'r akta aunty onk khon dhore chap deyar try korchilo.tar hater chap kichutei pore na.onk mucha muchi korar poreo pore na.n she was taking too much time so jai meye ta aisob control korchilo she told her to go n wash her finger with water.ok so she left.thn it was turn for my frnd ishita.or angul dekhei mohila freaked out."eki..inar to chamrai nai.chap porbe kotha thekke" so ok bolse apu apni aktu bosen jader ta hoy tader k taratari chere dei.karon already akjon pending ache.so ishita piche bolso n ami gelam.amar chap akdom sathe sathe bose gelo.they were very happy .n oi time e jai aunty ta kichutei chap felte parchilo na she came back with her washed finger.so se amar pase bose amk boltese "tomar hate chap portese?" i replied "yes"
thn auty ishita k ask kore "tomar hater porse" she replied "no"
thn aunty looked at me and said "amar mone hoche mota hater chap bhalo pore"
i was like thn n thn
thn i replied "nO its just i hv better skin thn urs"
she was like
lol...

[Gemini]

haire Bangali mohilaz..... but bhalo bolso

[shmegel]

I'm really bad at comebacks...When people insult me I become tongue-tied with rage. I usually let it build up over time then let it all out at particular instances

Sherokom akta outburst-er kotha boli. Amar khub close friend...proti ta jinish niye amake khocha dito. Erokom onek din cholse. We were returning from Sport on the bus one day, talking about the Parent Information night we had at school the night before when she said (in English) "Amar ma boltisilo je Susmitar (that's me, shmegel) babar mathar chul pura shada...onek bura dekha jai!!"

Eita shune amar mejaj ta ato kharap hoisilo!!! Ami kisukhon chup kore chilam...tarpor Bus theke or age neme wait korlam or jonno. Jokhon ber holo ami bollam "Look, when you talked that way about my dad it really offended me. Say what you like about me, I can take it. But when it's about my parents, you've gone too far"

sheidiner pore o kokhono amake insult korenai. Because that was the second time she recieved a jhari from me over the 6 year period

[Nazzy]

^it sounds more like a threat or prevention than a comeback actually

[Gemini]

Eibar ekta mojar comeback boli. New Yrs eve e dinner e gesi shob friends ra. To amar ar Faisaler katakati legei thake!!
So khete khete ami oke jiggesh korsi "Tui ki khash re?"
He's like "Eitto eita, khabi? "
Ami: "No thank you, I don't eat dog food "

[shmegel]

Originally Posted by Nazzy

^it sounds more like a threat or prevention than a comeback actually

Thread nah but its definitely a prevention

Gemini apu bhalo bolso

[abhie]

The Thread rulez!


Butu.. hmm.. amazing comeback .. vabte hobe..... eta to allmost every day e dichi... dite dite.. luv hoise! ppL has started to think a lot before saying ....so ridiculous kothagula kom e shunte hoe.. azkaal..... I kinda stay away frm thoze who can go down so much.. even if they do sometimes, I kinda feel like jus ignoring them unless nd untill i feel insulted in the presence of others.

[Nazzy]

This one time I called one of my friend, I told her, "Tumi khub pocha", she replied, "Tahole pocha manushke eto phone koro keno?" I was kinda stuck with such an answer, it took me while to bound her. I then said, "Ami valo to tai pocha manushder sathe kotha boley chesta kori tader ke valo korar"

Touché